The person responsible for inflicting these random and rather spurious vomits of text on you is Julian Simpson. A writer and director of film, TV and radio, Julian's credits include "The Criminal", "Spooks"(MI-5), "Superstorm", "New Tricks" and "Hustle", as well as several radio plays.
He currently lives in North London with his wife, their daughter and a very high-maintenance cat.
Julian usually fights shy of referring to himself in the third person but just couldn't resist this time.